Pendejadas de monton, en un tris!
A building contractor wants some quotes to build 2 flats…
The Irishman builder quotes £500,000….
“How did arrive at that figure?” asked the contractor….
” £200,000 labour, and £300,000 for materials.
The Scotish builder quotes £600,000…
£300,000 labour and £300,000 for materials.
The Jewsh builder quotes £1 millon….
The contractor sais “how did arrive at that figure?”
“Easy” sais the Jewish builder ” £250,000 for you, £250,000 for me…. and we will get the Irishman to do the job