Pendejadas de monton, en un tris!
Father Christmas was working at Brent Cross Shopping Centre when he noticed a young lady, about twenty years old and wearing a large gold Magen Dovid pendent around her neck, walking towards him. He was surprised, therefore, when she sat on his lap. Now Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but as she gave him such a nice smile, he couldn’t refuse.
He said to her, “What’s your name?”
“Hannah,” came the reply.
“And what does a nice Jewish woman like you want for Christmas, Hannah?”
“Actually, I want something for my mother, please,” said Hannah.
“Something for your mother? Well, that’s very thoughtful,” smiled Santa. “What do you want me to bring her?”
Without blinking, Hannah replied, “A son-in-law.”
